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[wasaredherring]

[Today you might find a small structure near the edge of the woods, right near a convent snowdrift.

You may also find a Russian who wants nothing to do with this at all.]

Ah- I was hoping this wouldn't happen...

((ooc: feel free to mingle in the dubious steam bath!))

Comments

[andallthefixins]

... mine are still better.

[wasaredherring]

...

[HIDING A NOTE SODAMN FAST]

I wouldn't know.

[andallthefixins]

Ya gotta try them sometime then.

[wasaredherring]

[steaaaaalthily trying to tear up the note.]

I'd rather not.

[bawwwtic]

Ahh--!

[wasaredherring]

Why did that have to appear, Latvia?

[bawwwtic]

Is t-there something wrong with it? Is it y-yours? May I use it?

[wasaredherring]

Apparently camp thinks I owe Turkey an apology, and my torment makes a fine "I'm sorry".

So please, go ahead. I can say that I'm not going to use it if I can help it.

[korea_number1]

More importantly, steam baths originated in me.

[wasaredherring]

. . .

I want to hear how this happened.

[korea_number1]

We call them jjimjilbangs in my house, but they're much larger and nicer than this one and very good for cleansing the body and soul! They're very popular all around the world now but everyone should know that I invented them!

[wasaredherring]

So when did you invent them?

[notahellhound]

Ah? What is that?

[peeringggg]

[wasaredherring]

It's a form of torture involving steam.

[atotalicequeen]

[Is secretly excited by the prospect of a nice hot bath]

What is this place? Somehow, I'm not sure I should be here.

[wasaredherring]

Nobody should be here, to be honest.

[atotalicequeen]

Well it's too late now.

[really just wants to take a bath]

I might as well partake now that I am here.

[wasaredherring]

Well, have fun. I hope you enjoy sweating far too much and rolling around in the snow.