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[eclipsexual]

[ Goooooooood evening, ladies and germs. Here is a very flashy guy levitating next to a very flashy sign: ]

WANTED
MINIONS

The feint of heart will be weeded out in tryouts. Don't disappoint me.

[ OOC | Intro post. Treat me gently. :|b BED TIME. Tags will be picked up later. 'Cha~ /o/ Super late and I suck with time, ha ha. ]

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[clericchronicle]

[aaaaaahhhh THIS ENERGY IN THE AREA--]

It's you!!

[eclipsexual]

I have no use for one of the Gods' chosen.

[ Shoo, shoo. Go away. ]

[clericchronicle]

As if I'd want to be your minion. Did Erutis finally hit you with a clue and you ran away to this dump?

[eclipsexual]

[ asdlkfjalsdkjf FIIIIIIRE ]

You will not refer to my love as something so crude as that! If you must speak about her, you will say "My Lady".

[demonesticate]

. . . [this is wrong. the WRONG demon lord]

Master Krayon.

[eclipsexual]

Ahh, Eclipse! No need to tryout. Why yes, I will accept you!

[demonesticate]

I did not speak with that intention.

What are you doing here?

[eclipsexual]

It's absolutely terrible, you simply must listen! I was summoned here on account of my expertise but the wretched woman has me listening to these mortals going on and on about, well, it's not of consequence to remember. That is to say, I have no intention of fulfilling such unsuitable duties.

[praticalmagic]

Uh... no thanks. I'm already hired...

[eclipsexual]

Far too inarticulate. Next!

[praticalmagic]

You forgot far too intelligent.

[eclipsexual]

Far too disrespectful, perhaps.

[bitchkitties]

[...b-bad feeling]

[eclipsexual]

Well now, don't just stand there!

[bitchkitties]

[Bow] Unfortunately, most magnificent of masters, I am unavailable for such a position as this one you have so generously offered to my humble person. I am otherwise employed, and quite happily.

[eclipsexual]

Oh, marvelous! This one has propriety. Come now, I won't accept minions that are proper but useless.

[andcontrarywise]

Minions, is it?

[eclipsexual]

That is what the sign says, does it not?

[andcontrarywise]

A sign my say many, many things in this place - one should hardly jump to conclusions that a person would willingly advertise his intentions in such a fashion.

But it would seem that was indeed your intention.

[eclipsexual]

Deduction skills are quite favorable. Go on.