[itp: loud noises!]

[rimshot]

[somewhere just off the infamous center of camp, a hobo in a hoodie is introducing a crowbar to one of the loudspeaker poles with a ringing clang.]

One! Two! Three! Four!

[and then he does it again.]

[it's ... kind of loud.]

(standard intro warnings apply. currently: consider post dropped, let me know if you desperately want continuation.)

Comments

[forcuttingboxes]

Five? Six?

[rimshot]

No! One, two, three, four! [clang, clang, clang, clang!]

[forcuttingboxes]

Hey, a guy who knows what he likes. I can respect that.

[rimshot]

Liking or disliking it won't change it.

[forcuttingboxes]

[oh. oh i see how this is.]

Just crazy fucker compulsive drumming, huh?

[rimshot]

[stops clanging. but is still tapping the crowbar against his foot.]

Not crazy!

[forcuttingboxes]

[tilts her head to the side]

[rimshot]

[mimics]

[forcuttingboxes]

[shrug]

You have fun with that.

[rimshot]

Oh, I will. I think I'll have a lot of fun with this horrible place.