[itp: loud noises!]

[rimshot]

[somewhere just off the infamous center of camp, a hobo in a hoodie is introducing a crowbar to one of the loudspeaker poles with a ringing clang.]

One! Two! Three! Four!

[and then he does it again.]

[it's ... kind of loud.]

(standard intro warnings apply. currently: consider post dropped, let me know if you desperately want continuation.)

Comments

[galacticfairy]

What kind of rhythm is that?

[rimshot]

[doesn't actually stop.]

It's a drumbeat.

[two, three, four.]

[galacticfairy]

It's completely over the top!

[rimshot]

It's supposed to be!

[galacticfairy]

No one wants to listen to headbanging trash!

[rimshot]

It's not music!

[galacticfairy]

Of course not -- it's terrible!

[rimshot]

Isn't it awful? [seems quite pleased by this fact.] Over and over again, one-two-three-FOUR.