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[legendinhisdaze]

[If you are wandering the grounds of camp today, you may notice a large and incredibly delicious looking apple roll right on past you. It is shortly followed by a misshapen... pink... bunny? Whatever it is, it sure is chasing that apple earnestly.]

Oh, my Perfect Apple! ♪ Wait for me! ♪

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[lazy_detective]

... I don't think talking to it is gonna help.

[legendinhisdaze]

You don't think so, but are you sure? ♪ Maybe it does help, maybe it doesn't. But I don't see the harm in talking whether it helps or not. ♪ Right, Perfect Apple? ♪

[lazy_detective]

Well, yeah, I guess it can't hurt. You, uh, often have conversations with your dinner?

[legendinhisdaze]

Yep. Chasing, too! My Perfect Apple is always slipping away from me when I least expect it. ♪

[lazy_detective]

Ain't that always the way. You want a hand catching it?

[legendinhisdaze]

You're willing to help? Really and truly? I'd be so grateful if you could!

[lazy_detective]

Think nothing of it. I'm just a helpful and upstanding kinda guy.

[all self-praise aside, he is chasing after the apple now]

[legendinhisdaze]

It's good to have you on the team then, if only temporarily!

[The apple rolls on, but suddenly it hits a bump! It is temporarily stopped, but who knows if you'll reach it in time before it starts rolling again? The suspense! It's killing me!]

[lazy_detective]

The team?

[Races towards the apple and makes a grab for it... only for it to start rolling again before he quite reaches it.]

((orz I didn't mean to take over an hour to respond; I typed the comment and forgot I hadn't hit "post".))

[legendinhisdaze]

Team Catch That Apple!

Oooh, so close! After a taunt like that, we definitely can't give up now! [The apple starts veering to the left...]

((Ahaha, that happens to me a lot. :D;;))

[lazy_detective]

Heh, I like it. Short and to the point, yet it has a certain flair...

We'll get it for sure next time!

[legendinhisdaze]

That's the spirit! [The apple bounces up but continues to roll, like it's egging them on.] We'll get you yet, Perfect Apple! ♪

[lazy_detective]

There's no way it can evade us much longer. I mean, it's gotta run out of momentum soon, right?

[drawing closer and closer to the apple...]

[legendinhisdaze]

Yep! We're almost there. ♪

[the apple seems to be slowing :o]

[lazy_detective]

Looks like it.

[once it has slowed sufficiently, he SWOOPS IN FOR THE KILL or rather, you know, just to pick the apple up.]

[welcome_summer]

[staring at the pink bunny-monster]

That looks... kinda familiar...