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[legendinhisdaze]

[If you are wandering the grounds of camp today, you may notice a large and incredibly delicious looking apple roll right on past you. It is shortly followed by a misshapen... pink... bunny? Whatever it is, it sure is chasing that apple earnestly.]

Oh, my Perfect Apple! ♪ Wait for me! ♪

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[soviet_catboy]

[...Just sort of... comes to a standstill.]

What.

[legendinhisdaze]

Aha! I finally caught you! My Perfect Apple! ♪

[He puts the captured apple on his head and begins to dance on the spot.]

[soviet_catboy]

...Is that... really what I think it is?

[legendinhisdaze]

[spots you :DD]

Oh, hiya! Were you watching me catch my Perfect Apple? Was it exciting? ♪ Did you have fun? ♪

[papillondejade]

...so cute...

*follows! why not.*

[legendinhisdaze]

[He leaps comically onto the apple, then starts rocking side to side while holding it in the air.]

Ahaha! I finally caught you! ♪ Perfect Apple! ♪

[papillondejade]

Congratulations! ♥

[legendinhisdaze]

Oh? [seems to have spotted you for the first time] Oh! ♪ Thank you! &9834 It tried to escape, but the recapture was inevitable! Haha! ♪

[alwaysuserubber]

[... follows the bunny following the apple]

[legendinhisdaze]

[The bunny is so close... but the apple rolls just out of his reach yet again! He continues to give chase.]

Silly Perfect Apple! I'm gonna get you! ♪

[alwaysuserubber]

[DUNNA DUNNA... dunnadunnadunna!!]

[legendinhisdaze]

[He jumps up DRAMATICALLY-!

Ladies and gentlemen he has BELLYFLOPPED the apple!]

[trollghost]

[ ALSO FOLLOWING YOU placeholder ]

[legendinhisdaze]

[The apple rolls and rolls along, will he ever catch it?! The suspense must be killing you!]

You're not getting away from me! ♪ La la la! ♪

[trollghost]

Horohorohoro! It's so cute...!

[ floating after~ ]

[legendinhisdaze]

[The apple rolls to a stop, perfectly upright without a single bruise. He rushes over to grab it, then puts it on his head and starts dancing on the spot.]

I got you! ♪ My Perfect Apple! ♪ You sure gave it your best today, didn't you?

[inyohead]

...

That's new.

[legendinhisdaze]

[He makes a grab- successful catch! Apple in hand, he proceeds to bounce it on his head and dance.]

La la la! ♪ You thought you'd escape this time, didn't you? Silly Perfect Apple! ♪

[inyohead]

An apple was going to escape? Or... maybe I shouldn't wonder about this too much.

[legendinhisdaze]

Oh, they try to escape a lot! But I always manage to catch them in the end. ♪