itp: census

Feb 20, 2010 20:08

[today in the mess hall, there's a man in a black suit sitting at one of the tables. next to him is a piece of paper; there appear to be tally marks on it. his attention, however, is on the alien pokedex device in his hands. he appears to be glaring at it a lot and can occasionally be seen shaking it.

do you approach?]

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galacticfairy February 21 2010, 02:10:01 UTC
What is it?

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:11:43 UTC
[holding the device in your general direction]

Damn thing's not working right.

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galacticfairy February 21 2010, 02:13:40 UTC
Hm~? What's it supposed to do?

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:30:42 UTC
[to break protocol or not to break protocol.]

It's a phone. Nothin' fancy.

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inquisitorial February 21 2010, 02:12:55 UTC
married

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:14:55 UTC
Whatchoo smokin'?

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inquisitorial February 21 2010, 02:16:58 UTC
nothing

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mamuuut February 21 2010, 02:23:27 UTC
STEP OFF

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grewuptootsun February 21 2010, 02:14:12 UTC
. . .

Will Smith??

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:15:52 UTC
Got the wrong man. No Will Smith's here.

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grewuptootsun February 21 2010, 02:18:28 UTC
*........click*

OH! I'm sorry!

*WHICH ONE IS HE. ...OH. HE'S...THAT ONE*

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:32:24 UTC
Ain't nothin' you got to apologize for. Lotta people in the world.

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notamartian February 21 2010, 02:14:48 UTC
Having trouble?

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:18:55 UTC
Naw, ain't nothin' I can't handle. Just got a bug in the system.

[...still glaring at the device]

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notamartian February 21 2010, 02:20:30 UTC
If you like, I can take a look. I'm sort of an expert.

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:35:41 UTC
[looks at you for a moment.

...slides it over toward you.]

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shamedbythecone February 21 2010, 02:14:51 UTC
[look, a puppy]

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:19:49 UTC
Please tell me the dog's a dog.

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shamedbythecone February 21 2010, 02:22:33 UTC
Yes, I am a dog.

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stillarookie February 21 2010, 02:36:47 UTC
You a Remoolian?

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