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[adawningoath]

[somewhere near YOU is a food cart piled high with delicious maple candy! manning the cart, in aprons and paper hats, is a teenager and a demon.

the teenager looks disgruntled. the demon appears resigned to his fate.]

((ping if you want either Riku or Cube, otherwise it will be ~random~ ETA: slowing dowwnnnnn))

Comments

[gameoverorbust]

--if you don't want it, I'll have it!

[butleroutofhell]

It's meant to be taken! Please help yourself.

[gameoverorbust]

Awesome, thanks man!

[PIGGING OUUUUT]

[butleroutofhell]

Think nothing of it! I hope you enjoy it.

[it's a good thing we have lots]

[gameoverorbust]

Don't mind if I do. Don't complain if you miss out on it though!

[butleroutofhell]

Haha, I think we'll have our chance!

[gameoverorbust]

Why're you just giving them out instead of hoarding them anyway? It's what I'd do.

[butleroutofhell]

I don't think we could eat this much in a year, even split between the two of us.

[gameoverorbust]

You're just not trying hard enough.

[butleroutofhell]

It's better to savor treats. If you indulge too much and too often, it simply becomes commonplace.

[gameoverorbust]

Lies!

[butleroutofhell]

Not at all! You become accustomed to the flavor, and then it is no longer a treat, but a snack. The taste, the anticipation, and the uniqueness are all part of what makes a treat special.

[gameoverorbust]

I can't really argue against that...

[butleroutofhell]

... Also, Princess Glenda told me to ensure you eat until you are ill. Therefore I strongly advise you to do the opposite.

[gameoverorbust]

What, you know the Hell Princess? Besides, I was planning on eating that much anyway!

[butleroutofhell]

I'm afraid that until such time as my Master and Mistress arrive, or her own steward does, I am in the Princess's temporary employ.

I'm glad to hear that. I have no interest in seeing you become ill.