ITP: JUDGING

[drapethuselah]

[Oh look, there are two charming blond individuals out on what looks like a pleasant Valentine's date, complete with refreshments! Nothing suspicious here ... except that as you walk by they are judging you.]

...oh, we'll also have to make sure we look out for color clashes! Appearances do count for something, and we only want the best~

Haha, not

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[tsunthuselah]

G-Grandmother?

[drapethuselah]

Ion~~~~~~~~~!

[tsunthuselah]

What's going on?

[drapethuselah]

We're having a lovely conversation, of course.

[tsunthuselah]

*why do I find that hard to believe?*

[drapethuselah]

[:)]

As ecstatic as the two of you would make me, I believe you're a bit...small. Alas!

[tsunthuselah]

What am I too small for?

[drapethuselah]

A date~!

[tsunthuselah]

...what?

[drapethuselah]

We're looking for a date for someone.

[tsunthuselah]

Why are you bothering with something like that?!

[drapethuselah]

Why not?

[tsunthuselah]

Because people don't want help with things like that!

[drapethuselah]

Nonsense, there's a booming industry for it on the internet.

[tsunthuselah]

That's not the point.

[drapethuselah]

Oh?