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[jerkchester]

So who's happily single this weekend? Don't hold out on me.

((tiredddd, I'll pick up stuff later))

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[thispersnickety]

But I'm trying so hard not to think about it.

[jerkchester]

How come?

[thispersnickety]

Without being crude, I could be having sex this weekend. Romantic sex, even. Instead, here I am in a summer camp that seems to have chosen not to acknowledge Spring as a season. And that is tragic.

[jerkchester]

I'm not denying the tragedy here, but there are other ways to enjoy yourself.

[thispersnickety]

Don't be practical while I'm being comedically maudlin. You'll upset my flow.

[jerkchester]

My bad.

[thispersnickety]

See, now you've interrupted, and I've gone back to my usual programme of not caring much about Valentines at all. Shame on you.

[jerkchester]

How's this. Want to spend it together?

[thispersnickety]

That depends on whether you're going to bring me flowers. I will stretch to a single flower, and I will accept a stolen one as long as it isn't still covered in earth. If you can perform that one task, consider me sold.

[jerkchester]

Done.

[thispersnickety]

Glad to hear it.