itp: exercises in tact

[goldstarring]

[just outside your mess hall today there are a girl and a boy singing this together in perfect, effortless harmony. Impressive!

And yet! It sounds like two girls singing. In fact, there's no male voice to be found. And as they finish the song, the girl looks somewhat perplexed.]

. . . pardon me, but are you sure you're a boy?

((Rachel is derping

Comments

WHOOPS FORGOT ABOUT STATUS EFFECT

[halfcocked]

That was a dude?

[goldstarring]

Doesn't he seem like a boy to you?

[halfcocked]

Not if he sounds like that!

[goldstarring]

There's no need to be mean about it.

[halfcocked]

You're the one who just asked him if he was a dude, stupid.

[goldstarring]

I was asking out of genuine curiosity.

[halfcocked]

And I said boys don't sing like that because it's true!

[goldstarring]

Actually, male sopranos aren't common, but they do exist. Male sopranos with mid-range speaking voices are less likely.

[halfcocked]

He sounds totally different when he talks! He's cheating or something!

[goldstarring]

I'm not sure what he's doing, but I don't think it's cheating. Maybe it's just natural for him.

[atonalistic]

YES.

[halfcocked]

Do it again!

[atonalistic]

. . . why.

[halfcocked]

I wanna hear!

[atonalistic]

. . . Fine.

[ SINGS! ]

[halfcocked]

Chick!