itp: exercises in tact

[goldstarring]

[just outside your mess hall today there are a girl and a boy singing this together in perfect, effortless harmony. Impressive!

And yet! It sounds like two girls singing. In fact, there's no male voice to be found. And as they finish the song, the girl looks somewhat perplexed.]

. . . pardon me, but are you sure you're a boy?

((Rachel is derping

Comments

[atonalistic]

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

[goldstarring]

It's not like I mean to be rude, but when you consider your range ...

[atonalistic]

I'm definitely, definitely a boy.

[goldstarring]

I thought so! You sound perfectly male when you talk! It's only when you sing ... ?

[killerofademon]

Definitely sounds like a girl.

[atonalistic]

WRONG.

[killerofademon]

Sure?

[atonalistic]

YES

[maestrobater]

There are ways boys can reach the high A. Especially younger ones.

But usually it's noticable in falsetto or...other means.

[atonalistic]

. . . other means. What are you saying.

[maestrobater]

[polite cough] There's a historical basis for eunuchs in the Catholic Church to preserve their soprano voices after puberty and it's. It's a practice that's continued in some places.

[atonalistic]

....................................... no.

[atonalistic]

Uh. . .

[atonalistic]

I'm a boy!

. . . in case you were going to ask that.

[fentonusername]

Heeeey, that sounds pretty good!

[atonalistic]

. . . it isn't bad. . .

[fentonusername]

Of course it isn't!

[atonalistic]

. . . Uh.