The Party in Kazuki's Pants

[takeme2urpants]

[All the lights are on aboard ZEX's Intruder. The techno music is at a reasonable volume, for once. The snacks smell great. "What's the occasion?" You may well ask.]

Good to see I haven't lost my touch!

I am glad! I am thrilled to know you get such pleasure out of playing with your Wii, Master Kazuki."

[ZEX just got a Wii for Kazuki. You are invited

Comments

[telapathy]

[...anteater]

[gameoverorbust]

[I'M SO MUCH COOLER THAN THE ANTEATER]

Oooi, Ruka!

[telapathy]

What?

[gameoverorbust]

You never played a video game, right? It's time to fix that!

[telapathy]

...You want me to play?

[gameoverorbust]

I just said so, didn't I?

[telapathy]

[SKEPTICAL]

What do you do?

[gameoverorbust]

Watch and learn!

[showing off some smooth games moves on the wii :|b]

[telapathy]

[watches!]

[gameoverorbust]

Now you try! I need someone around here who can actually challenge me, so hopefully you'll get better than Yuki.

[telapathy]

All right.

[takes the Wiimote!! and does decently for someone who hasn't played before, but not quite in Kazuki's league yet. ...is also much less flashy than Kazuki]

[gameoverorbust]

Heeeh...you sure you never played before?

[telapathy]

Not with one of these.

[gameoverorbust]

You're surprisingly good! Keep trying-- but if you beat my scores I'll kill you.

[telapathy]

[...well okay will start another game then]

Is that so?

[gameoverorbust]

Yes.

[UTTERLY SERIOUS I WILL HATE YOU!!11!]