The Party in Kazuki's Pants

[takeme2urpants]

[All the lights are on aboard ZEX's Intruder. The techno music is at a reasonable volume, for once. The snacks smell great. "What's the occasion?" You may well ask.]

Good to see I haven't lost my touch!

I am glad! I am thrilled to know you get such pleasure out of playing with your Wii, Master Kazuki."

[ZEX just got a Wii for Kazuki. You are invited

Comments

[derepathy]

COOL!

[...yeah, he's talking about the anteater]

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[gameoverorbust]

Oi, Yuki, what're you so excited for?

[derepathy]

It's an anteater, Kazuki! AN ANTEATER!

[gameoverorbust]

I thought you'd be freaking out that I got my hands on a new game console instead.

[derepathy]

You didn't already have one?

[gameoverorbust]

No! I just got it! And Ruka is already a waaaay better player than you!

[derepathy]

That's-- HEY! That's only because he's never had to play you back seat driving the whole time!

[gameoverorbust]

That's because you always do things wrong!

[derepathy]

Not going after EVERY. SINGLE. ACHIEVEMENT. is not wrong!

[gameoverorbust]

If you're going to play the game you might as well commit yourself to playing it all!

[derepathy]

At that point it's not playing anymore! It's work!

[gameoverorbust]

That's part of the fun! You get the satisfaction of completing it entirely!

[derepathy]

I LIKE BEING LAZY!

[gameoverorbust]

That much is obvious.

[derepathy]

SO ACCEPT IT. What games do you have for it anyways? Anything new?

[takeme2urpants]

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