itp: rabbit......... stew?

[weatherfairy]

[today in camp, a dickwad with an ego the size of the sun is carrying a cage with a bunny in it, heading towards the kitchen]

H-hey, let me out! Where are you taking me--?

. . . oh? A talking rabbit?

I told you before, I'm not a real rabbit!

I'm sure that's what you'd like me to think.

But it's true!

[ETA: I'm crashing for now zzz! Tendou's

Comments

[soviet_catboy]

...What? Hey, wait!

[grandmasaid]

What is it now?

[soviet_catboy]

Dude, that rabbit is probably just some guy who tried to do it.

1/2

[grandmasaid]

. . .

[grandmasaid]

I need no rabbit that tried to do such a thing. [ unlocks the cage ]

[soviet_catboy]

[VICTORY]

Then you probably shouldn't eat rabbits in general. Just saying.

[grandmasaid]

I wasn't intending to cook it with the intention of eating it.

[soviet_catboy]

...Then why were you cooking it at all?

[grandmasaid]

To serve others.

[soviet_catboy]

Did you have anyone in mind, or were you just leaving that part to chance?

[grandmasaid]

Chance, of course.

[soviet_catboy]

So you just serve camp at large for no reason?

[grandmasaid]

And what does it matter to you?

[soviet_catboy]

Because I only serve one person, and your way is stupid and almost killed a guy.

[grandmasaid]

Your opinion does not matter.

[soviet_catboy]

I guess not, huh? Whatever.