itp: rabbit......... stew?

[weatherfairy]

[today in camp, a dickwad with an ego the size of the sun is carrying a cage with a bunny in it, heading towards the kitchen]

H-hey, let me out! Where are you taking me--?

. . . oh? A talking rabbit?

I told you before, I'm not a real rabbit!

I'm sure that's what you'd like me to think.

But it's true!

[ETA: I'm crashing for now zzz! Tendou's

Comments

[alwaysuserubber]

[... FOLLOWING]

[grandmasaid]

And you are?

[alwaysuserubber]

Hungry!

[grandmasaid]

Oh? What would you prefer? Tuscan rabbit style or rabbit in white wine?

[alwaysuserubber]

Mnnn... The first one!

[grandmasaid]

A good choice.

[alwaysuserubber]

Are you a cook?

[grandmasaid]

I am.

[alwaysuserubber]

Great!!

[grandmasaid]

I know that already.

[alwaysuserubber]

Then I can't wait!

[grandmasaid]

I'll be done shortly.

[weatherfairy]

[NOT MORE PEOPLE]

[alwaysuserubber]

[don't worry bunny you will be safe soon! ... in my tummy!]

[weatherfairy]

[ABSOLUTELY NOT]

[alwaysuserubber]

[my intestines will treat you right, baby]