itp: rabbit......... stew?

[weatherfairy]

[today in camp, a dickwad with an ego the size of the sun is carrying a cage with a bunny in it, heading towards the kitchen]

H-hey, let me out! Where are you taking me--?

. . . oh? A talking rabbit?

I told you before, I'm not a real rabbit!

I'm sure that's what you'd like me to think.

But it's true!

[ETA: I'm crashing for now zzz! Tendou's

Comments

[grandmasaid]

I find that hard to believe.

[weatherfairy]

But I talk! How many rabbits do that?

[grandmasaid]

There have been other talking animals within this camp.

[weatherfairy]

Did you catch them too?

[grandmasaid]

None of them were suitable for what I had in mind.

[weatherfairy]

...........

And what is that?

[grandmasaid]

Tuscan style rabbit. It's a recipe that I've been anxious to try out.

[weatherfairy]

...I-I'm not for cooking! I'm a camper!

[grandmasaid]

I'm sure that's what every rabbit would like to say before being cooked.

[weatherfairy]

Why would you even cook someone's who's talking to you! And it's not rabbit, it's Chitose!

[grandmasaid]

It's very easy. I simply choose not to listen to your frantic cries.

[weatherfairy]

...why?

[grandmasaid]

I try not to make conversation with food that talks.

[weatherfairy]

...I'M NOT FOOD!

[grandmasaid]

A rabbit is a rabbit regardless of whether or not it talks.

[weatherfairy]

But that doesn't mean I'm food!