[Among the sea of intros]

[hereillremain]

*Somewhere near you tonight, there's a zombie shambling toward a teenage girl who takes a few steps away from it, and... snaps a photo. He's unharmed, but reeling back from the flash.*

I hope it isn't broken...

((OOC: Standard intro warnings apply o/))

Comments

[thethirdd]

Are you attempting to document the zombies?

[hereillremain]

Oh... no, not really.

[thethirdd]

Then taking pictures of them ... ?

[hereillremain]

This camera is sort of special... I thought it would be worth trying.

[tinmedalsoldier]

[Lemme know how that camera thing works out--I'm going to be lining up another kind of shot in the meantime.]

Do you need any help, miss?

[hereillremain]

*Backing farther away*

Will that work?

[tinmedalsoldier]

It should.

[Bam, headshot. ... on the zombie, of course.]

[hereillremain]

*Wow, that's messy*

[purple_pliers]

...were you expecting something else to happen?

[lipstickittoyou]

*Kitten!*

Cute...

[purple_pliers]

Um, thanks.

[lipstickittoyou]

Camper...of course.

[lol_intertubes]

[just passing through with his tigerdemon]

Do you need assistance?

[hereillremain]

*That's a new one*

... Yes, please.

[lol_intertubes]

All right.

[nods to the tigerdemon, who obligingly firebombs the zombies]

[hereillremain]

*WHAT. Gasps, covering her mouth with her hands.*

[lipstickittoyou]

The camera? They aren't very attractive, but I think that's just a myth.

[hereillremain]

*shakes her head*

I thought to, too.

[lipstickittoyou]

I've never actually seen anyone break glass a camera by being unattractive, and I work in the business.

[hereillremain]

--Oh, you meant...

*Smiles just a little when she realizes what he meant; she thought he was talking about the myth of cameras capturing souls. If something ugly were to break this thing, God knows it would have happened some time ago.*