Wherein Astrid Is About to Make an Unpleasant Discovery

[cloisterfucked]

Well, Camp Fuck You Die? It's been fun, but I give up. Where's the exit?

((Standard intro warnings apply here. Standard "if you happen to be/have a unicorn" warnings go over here. Eta 3: zzzzzzzz I'LL PICK UP TOMORROW and thanks for putting up with my slowness ♥))

Comments

[shamedbythecone]

I do not believe that there is one.

[cloisterfucked]

. . .

[looks at the dog]

Sorry, was that you?

[shamedbythecone]

Yes.

[cloisterfucked]

Okay. Sorry, I haven't been here too long, so I'm not exactly used to having animals come up and talk to me like it's normal.

[shamedbythecone]

Yes, it does seem to be the case with several of the people that are entrapped here.

[cloisterfucked]

I just heard about the "curses" the other day.

[shamedbythecone]

Curses?

[cloisterfucked]

Yeah. The little bunny said that's what you guys call them. This business with people turning into animals and . . . genderswitching and other things I don't even want to remember.

[shamedbythecone]

I have yet to encounter such things.

[cloisterfucked]

Oh, so you're just a regular talking dog?

[shamedbythecone]

Yes; my old master built my collar so that I may talk.

[cloisterfucked]

Do you mind if I look at that collar?

[shamedbythecone]

You may.

[sits!]

[cloisterfucked]

[crouches down and examines. looking for a speaker or microphone. :|b]

[shamedbythecone]

[idk, my bff Pixar? there's one somewhere]

[cloisterfucked]

[found it!]

Nice one. You wanna come out now? I don't think your dog appreciates having a speaker blaring in his ears.