ITP - BARTIMES

[borncaptain]

[Today,  your messhall has been renovated into one of those funky 21st century bars with loud music and flashing lights. You can grab yourself a table or head down to the dance floor. At the end, there's a well-stocked bar and one starship captain filling up drinks with his sulking waiter]

I knew I could count on you for this.

... You tricked me

Comments

[nospringflower]

...

[borncaptain]

Relax. Go serve drinks. Correctly, please.

[tofindhappiness]

Well, what have we here?

[borncaptain]

I thought this place could use a little living up.

[tofindhappiness]

You did a good job. I'm very impressed.

[borncaptain]

We have a little singing corner if you're interested.

[whothegardoyou]

[is, suddenly and inexplicably, in his Gar Commander outfit with the leather corsets et al. because that's just classy enough for a nightclub.]

--When did this happen?

[borncaptain]

It took me all day.

[whothegardoyou]

But it's worth it, if it looks this cool.

[borncaptain]

Glad someone likes it.

[lifeinrunes]

[walks in holding a book! ... then walks back out and makes sure this is the right building before sitting at the table farthest away from the speakers. sob]

[borncaptain]

[...wow]

[lifeinrunes]

[AND YOU THOUGHT SPOCK DIDN'T FIT IN.]

[borncaptain]

... Uh. Maybe this isn't the best place for you tonight.

[therictorscale]

[speaking of sulking]

[borncaptain]

New rule. Grouchy people can leave the building.

[therictorscale]

Yeah, a bar that doesn't let people be morose is going to work out so well for you.

[borncaptain]

You come to bars with bright lights and music to be morose?