ITP: DANGER

[fuckyou_chorus]

[ it's dark! the moon is out! the water has an unfortunately ominous look to it. I wonder if you're out alone. . ? Danger spelled a-l-l-i-g-a-t-o-r. ]

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[nooneexpectsthe]

[nice night for a walk~]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[ are you oblivious to the DANGEROUS VIBE around you? ]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[somewhat, but he's had EXPERIENCE with danger]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[ there is a noise, to your left! ]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[turns!]

Hello?

[cuebattlemusic]

[ :V ]

[nooneexpectsthe]

A-an alligator?!

[cuebattlemusic]

[ he looks very hungry :') ]

[nooneexpectsthe]

You... want a tomato?

[cuebattlemusic]

[ the alligator's answer is to lunge at you and try to put its rather large menacing jaws around your leg. ]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[jumps out of the way]

[WHERE'S AUSTRALIA WHEN YOU NEED HIM?]

[cuebattlemusic]

[ I WILL NOT BE DISSUADED BY DODGING! Turns to try again :E ]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[standing still MATADOR SKILLS, DON'T FAIL ME NOW]

[cuebattlemusic]

[ CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! ]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[¡olé!]

[cuebattlemusic]

[

DERP.]