ITP: DANGER

[fuckyou_chorus]

[ it's dark! the moon is out! the water has an unfortunately ominous look to it. I wonder if you're out alone. . ? Danger spelled a-l-l-i-g-a-t-o-r. ]

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[helenesque]

[... note to self: stop going outdoors.]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[ there is a rustle in the mudddddddd, like the hollowness of bones. . . okay no, it's just a noise. ]

[helenesque]

[... takes a look behind him. Not a worried look. A bored look.]

Whoever it is, go away.

[cuebattlemusic]

[ :V ]

[helenesque]

... [adds two to two and makes five.]

I know it's not your fault you look like that, but creeping up on people's just rude.

[cuebattlemusic]

[ how does five sound when the alligator lunges at you and tries to eat you :E ]

[helenesque]

[... the hell. Scrambles back, doing his best to kick it in the nose :|]

The one time I think someone is actually -- get away, stupid thing!

[cuebattlemusic]

[ yeah you might want to stop that if you don't want to lose that foot. ]

[helenesque]

[... instead I shall use this foot to back off with. Maybe it'll go away. Maybe immortal doesn't smell very nice. :(]

[cuebattlemusic]

[ or it could continue to advance because you look like delicious girl. ]

[helenesque]

[. . . picks up a stick. throws it off in the other direction. DISTRACTION TACTICS?]

Go on! Get lost!

[cuebattlemusic]

[ lunges to try and eat you :) ]

[helenesque]

[GANYMEDE USES FLEE!!1!]

[cuebattlemusic]

[ ALLIGATOR USES CHASE. ]

[helenesque]

[... ganymede uses twisting his ankle and falling over like a girl ...]

[jerkchester]

What the--[shooting the alligator]