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[trollghost]

[ today in the middle of camp, a pink-haired girl is tied securely to the trunk of a tree. somebody seems to have drawn emo tears and a curly mustache on her face with marker >:| if you take a closer look there's also JERK written on her forehead and a picture of two stick-figures on her cheek. nearby there is a sign: ]

WARNING: may cause

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[plzdontoustme]

[I CAN'T READ. :D]

Oh no, what happened? Did you get in a fight with someone?

[trollghost]

... Kind of. Hey, help me out here.

[plzdontoustme]

Mm, I'll get you out! Don't worry.

[plzdontoustme]

[Going behind trees to gnaw at ropes. o/]

[trollghost]

Y-you'd better be careful with this!

[plzdontoustme]

[Ropes almost loose enough]

Who did you get in a fight with? Most people here are really nice and wouldn't do something like this unless they were just teasing.

[trollghost]

This long-nosed freak just attacked me out of nowhere! It's not the first time, either.

[plzdontoustme]

[Pauses.]

... Long-nosed?

[trollghost]

Yeah. He's really a freak!

[plzdontoustme]

You shouldn't call people names like that. Maybe that's why he tied you up.

[trollghost]

It's true! He tried to cut me in half, too. It's amazing how I'm even alive.

[plzdontoustme]

Cut you in half??

[trollghost]

And burn me alive!

[plzdontoustme]

Who is this person? I won't let him hurt you.

[trollghost]

His name's Usopp... probably. Sometimes he puts on a ridiculous mask and calls himself something else.

[plzdontoustme]

. . .