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[fuckyou_chorus]

[tah-dah, it is a box! there in the middle of the mess hall, on a cleared-away table, a box that is full of ... giant balls of lint ... ? dust bunnies? weird.

no, wait! one begins to move! they all begin to move!

it's a box full of kittens!

written on the side of the box are the words QUIET PLEASE.

If you are curious, reference to here. o

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[swornmyoaths]

[peeks into the box]

Pya?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[mew mew mew :x]

[swornmyoaths]

Buruuu?

[fuckyou_chorus]

[mew mew mew, you are strange and don't smell like another kitten :|a]

[playboys_bunny]

[the bunny is usually quiet, and she's also sniffing at the box]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[as long as she's quiet, then the kittens will be fine. mew mew mew we are cute and small]

[playboys_bunny]

[tilting her head and listening to them and making little purring sounds herself]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[oh, you are nice and quiet and not scary like the people who keep shouting all around us, we like you]

[touchessouls]

*just passing by..... my, what's this?*

[fuckyou_chorus]

[mew! mew! mew--]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[AHHHHHHHHHHHH ABORT ABORT PUFF PUFF!]

[touchessouls]

.....

[shamedbythecone]

[another box?]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[mew! mew! if you can hear us, you probably feel weirdly compelled to make sure we're okay! mewwwww]

[shamedbythecone]

[but I am a dog, so my instinct is :E]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[we're so tiny and cute, we sound so sad and defenseless]

[adawningoath]

[d'aw kittens]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[we are many and fluffy, mew mew]

[adawningoath]

[so cute. pets]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[SUDDEN MOVEMENTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

puff puff puff!1]