*today in your mess hall, a tiny-delinquent is busy! she's gotten together a large box made up like a lemonade stand, with a large sign propped up over head with rainbow-colored streamers hanging from it. The sign reads:
Camp Friends You Dig!
The delinquent looks quite content with herself as she turns on a boom box, which begins to play
this.*
Are you feeling down and depressed? Is the wackiness of camp bringing you down? Do you not have a friend in the world? Or maybe it's just the opposite. Or are you one of those super outgoing types that just wants to meet a new friend? If you answered yes to any of these then come on down and sign up to join the newest club on camp: Camp Friends U Dig! Catchy name, huh?
So don't just sit there twiddling your fingers! Sign up now! You know you want to!
((Intro for Raspberyl))