Educational Singing Fun Times with Grandpa Rome!

[vidi_vici_veni]

[By the Roman-style bath house is a man strumming a ukulele and singing at the top of his voice:]

You may think you have the city in a sack,
But The Senate is as deadly as a wolf pack.
And even as a people-pleaser,
With the name of Julius Caesar,
Watch out! Your friends just may stab you in the back!

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Comments

[a_bit_unstaple]

The rhyme scheme of your history class
is for poetry us'ally crass
So please stop that singing
for my ears are ringing
and that Uke'll go right up your---

I take it I won't have to complete the line.

[[Fun fact. Wiki says Uke is an acceptable abbreviation of Ukulele]]

[vidi_vici_veni]

Does my singing not please you, my lady?

[a_bit_unstaple]

It's as if you couldn't bear the weight of the tune you meant to carry, and were subsequently crushed by it.

[vidi_vici_veni]

Oh-ho, I love a woman with a sharp tongue.

[fieryballofgas]

I remember these things.

[And here comes terrible poetry that's not a haiku for once!]

There once was a goddess from Sparta,
But she traveled to Jakarta.
It was such a shame,
I don't think that was her aim.
I had to look it up on Encarta.

[vidi_vici_veni]

Well done, my lord!

[fieryballofgas]

Of course it is. Yours wasn't too bad either, Rome.

[vidi_vici_veni]

[ahhhhhhhhh~]

Thank you, my lord!

[hermajestree]

[ROMAN BATHHOUSE YOU SAY? I'M THERE.]

Your singing needs work, but the rhyming was quite clever! Maybe you should just speak them.

[vidi_vici_veni]

But it sounds so much more lively when sung, my lady!

[hermajestree]

One man's lively interrupts another man's peace, you know.

[vidi_vici_veni]

So you prefer a more traditional approach to the teaching of classical history?

[andallthefixins]

Just felt like singin'?

[vidi_vici_veni]

My history deserves such praise!

[andallthefixins]

Not a bad song.

[vidi_vici_veni]

Ah, thank you~

[moveurdeadfros]

[Bath house times? OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE THE SKELETON IS AAAALL UP FOR THAT OPPORTUNITY.]

Yoohohoho, a fine tale, that one!

[vidi_vici_veni]

[OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU]

[moveurdeadfros]

[I am an eight foot skeleton with a gigantic afro, of course.]

Ceasar... that was one of the leaders in this worlds history, no?

[vidi_vici_veni]

[Sorry, Rome keeps thinking about this.]

C-Caesar? Ah, yes! One of the best there ever was! A truly great and noble man!