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[ofsevenbelles]

[MM MM you know what would be good right now? A cookie. A cookie would be great. In fact, if you venture to the Mess Hall, I bet you could find a cookie jar filled with them. Alas, before you can get to the cookie jar, someone cuts you off, opens the lid, and declares...]

Heyyyy this cookie jar is empty! Isn't that weird? Oh hey, this one's

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[adawningoath]

What, seriously?

[ofsevenbelles]

Tough luck, huh?

[adawningoath]

[I want to see this for myself :| tries to get around you and peer into the jar]

[ofsevenbelles]

Seriously?!

[cosplaygiarism]

You!

[ofsevenbelles]

You!!

[cosplaygiarism]

What are you doing here!?

[ofsevenbelles]

Being denied sweet baked goods, what does it look like?

[takeupavarice]

Well. Imagine that!

[ofsevenbelles]

It's a terrible and sad state for a cookie jar to be in.

[takeupavarice]

Don't tell me you're all that surprised, though. It is a mess hall.

[glances over at the cookie jar as he speaks, though, eyeing it a bit.]

[ofsevenbelles]

I'm making a public service announcement, so noone has to share in my disappointment.

[it would indeed appear to be emptied of its contents. Mystery!]

[withamachinegun]

Geez, seriously? Who'd steal all the cookies from the cookie jars?

[ofsevenbelles]

[GASP]

Are you saying this could be theft?

[withamachinegun]

Well the cookies can't just disappear into thin air, right?

[ofsevenbelles]

People can eat them.

[commander_bitch]

Are you trying to start a children's sing-along or something?

[ofsevenbelles]

... What does that have to do with anything?

[commander_bitch]

You're the one talking about cookie jars.

[ofsevenbelles]

If baked goods make you wanna use your pipes and sing, then I won't stop you. Mock you probably, but not stop you.