parara rararara rarararaa!!

[mizshortcake]

[VROOM VROOOOM, an moped has been cycling around camp for several minutes, and everyone can hear it. Occasionally, its horns blast out a sequence that sounds like the main theme from the Godfather movie. Seriously, this thing is disproportionally REALLY LOUD to how small it is. Other disproportionate things include its huge windshield, seat back,

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[un_x_pected]

[sorry i didn't hear your question, my hands are over my ears.

still looking with interest at the pretty bike, though.]

[mizshortcake]

[turns off her bike and heads towards you]

Hey kiddo, what's wrong? Like what you see?

[un_x_pected]

[uncovers ears]

I like it, except for the noise.

[mizshortcake]

That's cuz your ears ain't big enough to appreachiate big noises yet. You ever been on a bike before?

[un_x_pected]

Is that how it works? My parents' ears are all grown and I know they don't appreciate lots of noise.

Not that kind of bike.

[mizshortcake]

That's cuz they're old and their ears've already started shrinkin'.

Wanna take a spin?

[un_x_pected]

Oh . . . now I get why my sister's the only one of us who likes playing her music so loud!

Does it have volume control?

[mizshortcake]

Nope. I think if you're riding, it doesn't sound as loud to everybody else cuz I ain't ever heard of a rider who complained about their own noise.

[un_x_pected]

. . . You'd really let me ride your bike?

[mizshortcake]

Well, you gotta promise to hold on tight and not fall of, but yeah.

[the bike seats two people]

[un_x_pected]

. . .

Okay, I promise.

[mizshortcake]

Hop on, kiddo. You ready?

[un_x_pected]

[gets on and looks around for handlebars or something]

What do I hold onto?

[mizshortcake]

You hold onto me cuz I got all the control here.

[un_x_pected]

Okay . . .

[takes a deep breath and squeezes you super-tight around the waist \o/]

I'm ready.

[mizshortcake]

You don't gotta squeeze that tight, kid. You're even tighter than a sarashi!