Falling! With Style!

[ofsevenbelles]

[Today an unusual craft flies overhead, making a beeline for the Barrier.

Naturally, it bounces right off, goes into a tailspin, and crashes right into the mud. If you strain your ears, you can hear someone cursing from the inside.]

Ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid! I blame you! Your new steam engine is a piece of crap!

((Intro for Belle!))

Comments

[soviet_catboy]

--WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[ofsevenbelles]

It was Cid's stupid airship crashing stupidly, stupid!

[soviet_catboy]

I can hear you, you know?! And what the hell is an airship?

[ofsevenbelles]

[busted out of the cockpit by Dairine]

You're looking right at one! Are you like, blind or something?

[soviet_catboy]

You almost flattened me with your stupid fantasy airplane! Apologize already!

[ofsevenbelles]

Fat chance of that happening, like, ever!

[soviet_catboy]

Ruuuuuude~

[ofsevenbelles]

[oh my god you have kitty ears]

[I AM LAUGHING AT YOU SO HARD]

[soviet_catboy]

[w-what]

Don't laugh at me, you asshole!

[ofsevenbelles]

[takin' pictures]

So you're still playing dress-up at your age?

[soviet_catboy]

[...wibble]

This is just how I was designed, okay...? You don't have to make fun of me...!

[ofsevenbelles]

[you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares]

"Designed?" Whoa, there's some seriously questionable stuff with that statement.

[soviet_catboy]

[boo hoo hoo]

[ofsevenbelles]

Okay, that is weirding me out! Stop acting like a baby! You're a man, aren't you?

[soviet_catboy]

[Abruptly stops, without a trace of tears on his face]

Jeez, are you totally heartless? I was crying!

[ofsevenbelles]

Ha! I knew you were faking!