I can show you the world~

[bitchkitties]

[It is midnight; the near-full moon is high in the sky, the stars are shining bright, the snow glistens on the ground. It's way cold outside, and so you are possibly holed up in your cabin, cuddled under as many blankets as possible and wishing you had something hot to drink.]

[Well, never fear! Room service as just arrived at your cabin/love hotel

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[alwaysuserubber]

[WAS DEFINITELY NOT JUST IN THE KITCHEN futily trying to find a midnight snack]

[alwaysuserubber]

...

[alwaysuserubber]

... !!

[alwaysuserubber]

... !!!!

[alwaysuserubber]

[running start, aaaand BELLYFLOP]

[bitchkitties]

[HOLY SHIT]

[THIS IS NOT A DIGNIFIED SCREAM]

[alwaysuserubber]

[GIDDYUP CARPET]

LET'S GO!

[bitchkitties]

[who is this crazy person and how did he get in my--...wait]

Where am I?

[alwaysuserubber]

Sunny, still! Hurry up!

[bitchkitties]

...What is--

[HOLY SHIT THAT IS WATER BENEATH ME]

[alwaysuserubber]

[IT IS NOW. the boat is in dry dock, but someone (THREE GUESSES WHO) is kicking at the side of the boat to make the carpet move]

[bitchkitties]

[Carpet obliges crazy person and sort of slowly but pointedly go towards the shore. Abdullah meanwhile is hanging on for dear life regardless]

[alwaysuserubber]

It's so damn slow! I got all excited...!

[bitchkitties]

[oh well if that's what you want]

[carpet going faster]

Please, please do not do this--

[alwaysuserubber]

[PERCHED AT THE FRONT OF THE CARPET omg omg]

LET'S GO!!

[bitchkitties]

[ZOOM Abdullah yelps again]