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[when_in_canada]

What a glorious day!

[There is a Mountie. He is riding a moose (yes, riding a moose), and has a leather satchel hanging from his shoulder, from which he is procuring home-canned jars of maple syrup. And tossing them at the people he passes.

Feel free to get hit in the head.]

((brb!))

Comments

[climaxinside]

*WHONK*

*COLLAPSE*

*SILENCE... !!!!!!*

I-I'm okay...!

[when_in_canada]

Enjoy it, young Sir!

[climaxinside]

E-Ehhh, really?

[when_in_canada]

It could not be fresher.

[imgottapower]

[and the bottle SMASHES INTO HIS SKULL and he just kinda blinks and catches it when it falls off his face]

... oh hey, free syrup? Thanks.

[when_in_canada]

I made it myself!

[imgottapower]

Oh, wow! That's pretty cool.

[when_in_canada]

Thank you, kind Sir. Would you like to come by for some pancakes?

[reflectionmine]

*and cue BAM!*

... eeeeh?

[when_in_canada]

Good day!

[reflectionmine]

Watch where you're throwing things!

[when_in_canada]

I merely tossed it to you. I do apologize.

[lordoverflowers]

*....omg if that gets in my hair...*

Oi. What are you doing.

[when_in_canada]

Master Domyoji! Would you care for some syrup?

[lordoverflowers]

...

Up where?

[when_in_canada]

Syrup!

[donationsorgtfo]

[catches it]

... What's this?

[when_in_canada]

Fresh, homemade maple syrup!

[donationsorgtfo]

Syrup?

[... opens it up and lightly sniffs at it]

[when_in_canada]

Try it!