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[iron_traps]

[today in camp there is a boy with a kitten on his head. He looks uncharacteristically happy] Hey, stop licking me!

((ITP: You have a baby thing on your head. Is it a puppy? A tadpole? A maggot? It's up to you!

I am mostly out for the night but mingle away and I'll pick up threads in the morning))

Comments

[a_bit_unstaple]

[Pries a small crab off her head, letting it hang from her finger]

You're not big enough to be delicious, yet.

[anddoubleclick]

[baby monkey clinging to his head]

Does the size make a difference?

[a_bit_unstaple]

In this case moreso than others.

I take it that friend of yours isn't driving you ape.

[anddoubleclick]

Special kind of crab?

Nah, he's useful! [monkey picks something out of his hair and eats it]

[a_bit_unstaple]

I was thinking of something else. Although size should never have to matter, so long someone knows what to do with it.

I can see that. [Iew.]

[anddoubleclick]

Well, there'd be less meat on a baby one. But it probably tastes just as good, right?

[a_bit_unstaple]

Some would even argue that if they're too big, they don't taste as sweet.

[anddoubleclick]

Really? I haven't heard that one before!

[a_bit_unstaple]

It could just be a rumor.

Perhaps you could experiment and try sucking on a few yourself to confirm it.

[anddoubleclick]

Do you know where to get them here?

[a_bit_unstaple]

I can think of a couple of places.

I'm pretty certain they're in abundance here.

[anddoubleclick]

Really? I've been here ages and I've barely seen any.

[a_bit_unstaple]

Well, if you find a couple to your liking, would you mind terribly if I took a couple pictures?

A good experiment should always be documented, and I'm sure Ohno-senpai ought to see this.

[anddoubleclick]

Oh, you know Ohno-san?

[a_bit_unstaple]

Are you referring to Ohno Kanako?

[Ah. This changes things.]

[anddoubleclick]

Sure am! She's in the same club as me back home.