[PRETEND THIS HAPPENED LAST WEEK OR SO]

[grown_a_bulge]

Bloody hell I'm still breathing.

((GOTTA SET STUFF FOR TOMORROW. I'll try to pick up later. IN CASE I DISAPPEAR, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ♥))

Comments

[memorimortum]

Huh?

[grown_a_bulge]

Breathing, inhale, exhale. Heart's beatin' too, soddin' thing.

[memorimortum]

That's normal.

[grown_a_bulge]

Not for me, pet.

[helenesque]

You do that?

[grown_a_bulge]

Shouldn't, but I am now. Wanna try an' kill me while I'm alive?

[helenesque]

[contemplative look]

... no. Don't have the energy.

[grown_a_bulge]

You sure? Once in a lifetime opportunity and all.

[goddamnbadman]

I was happier pretending you had stopped.

[grown_a_bulge]

I had.

[goddamnbadman]

What a pity. Would you like me to fix that little problem for you?

[grown_a_bulge]

Not right now, but if you feel like throwing me through a wall I wouldn't object.

[andcheckmyemail]

And?

[grown_a_bulge]

I don't breathe.

[andcheckmyemail]

How's that work?

[grown_a_bulge]

I'm a vampire-- who the hell dressed you?

[tsungunfire]

You planned on stopping?

[grown_a_bulge]

I had stopped. And then this bloke got mistletoe and now I'm... oh god I'm human.

[tsungunfire]

You're not usually?

[grown_a_bulge]

Vampire.