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[motherbored]

[Over this-a-way, there is a girl holding a one-sided conversation with a mechanical cow, who is studiously grazing for no apparent reason.]

No, I'm not trying to swoop in here and run your lives, but I am suggesting practicing some common courtesy! I have it on fairly good authority that campers don't like being trampled. Oh-- Oh come on! That

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[borncaptain]

I don't think they're high up on proper etiquette.

[motherbored]

I offered to have a chat with them for someone.

[Looks you up and down]

Well, at least they didn't send in a Red Shirt.

[borncaptain]

I'm higher-ranking.

[motherbored]

Have you worked your way all the way up to Ensign?

[imgottapower]

... W-Wait, people can speak cow?

[motherbored]

Well, I am people, so I would agree with restrictions.

[imgottapower]

S-Sorry. Er, I just ... didn't think cows could, um, talk back?

[motherbored]

You just haven't learned how to listen back.

[warpspace]

Moo isn't appropriate...?

[motherbored]

No, what she said my dad would say "is not worth repeating".

[warpspace]

Really?! Wow, cows are meaner than Nono thought!

[motherbored]

I would judge that these aren't like regular cows, and not just because they're mechanical.

[samsera]

...can they even process grass...?

[motherbored]

I haven't quite worked my way up to that, yet. It seems kind of rude go from Dai to "and how do your digestive processes function?"

[samsera]

...it wouldn't be the first or last time that's happened, but I see your point.

[motherbored]

It'd be pretty rude to tell them to respect the campers' space and then turn around and not respect theirs.

[putyrchinthebox]

Chi?

[motherbored]

Hey.

[putyrchinthebox]

Hello!

[motherbored]

How's it going?