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[hohohoshit]

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[fuckoshiyou]

Man, I knew fairies are never up to no good.

[hohohoshit]

THE BLAME NOT BE ON FAIRIES, IT BE ON THE HEAD OF SOMEONE IN THIS VERY ENCAMPMENT... A HEAD I SHALL SOON TAKE!

[fuckoshiyou]

Uh, I see. Why'd they want to kidnap some big hairy elf, anyway?

[hohohoshit]

THE DESTRUCTION OF THE HOLIDAY, THE FIEND!

[fuckoshiyou]

That's pretty messed up.

[hohohoshit]

IT IS AN ACT MOST SINISTER.

[fuckoshiyou]

Still, I hear the lady that runs this place is scary as hell, so y'oughtta be careful.

[hohohoshit]

HA! NO WOMAN BUNDLED IN HER SKIRTS FRIGHTENS THE LIKES OF ME.

[lol_intertubes]

It generally depends on the fairy.

[fuckoshiyou]

Did they seriously kidnap that guy?

[lol_intertubes]

I don't know, although apparently someone did.

[fuckoshiyou]

That's pretty messed up. I mean, I didn't trust the guy, but he didn't deserve that.

[lol_intertubes]

You didn't trust him, either?

[fuckoshiyou]

He's big and magical and showed up outta nowhere. Where I come from, that's usually a sign of a hostile demon.

[lol_intertubes]

...Good point.

He called me by name and then asked if my demons had been "good" this year. That's not the sort of thing I expect or want to hear from a total stranger, especially when he follows that up by telling me he "knows everyone" without any explanation.

[fuckoshiyou]

Knew my name, too. I'd keep an eye out for anything suspicious if I was you.

[He seems to consider something.]

Well, more suspicious.