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[fieryballofgas]

[Somewhere in Camp, Apollo is currently standing and looking down at what appears to be a small red Maserati Spyder that's sitting on the ground. He looks like he's thinking hard about something.]

Man, how am I supposed to light up the puny mortal lives while the sun chariot is tiny? At least it stayed in sports car mode.

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[mythbusting]

-- Lord Apollo?

[fieryballofgas]

[Oh hey, it's Poseidon's kid!]

Oh, hey Percy- what are you doing here?

[mythbusting]

Uh.

Fighting monsters.

[fieryballofgas]

Like that one that's guarding Marcy in the lake?

[mythbusting]

Something's guarding Marcy?

[fieryballofgas]

A big tentacle monster! She said her name was Marcy, but she was probably just trying to throw me off.

[mythbusting]

[ Wow. Disappointing a god was never a good idea, but I was pretty sure that not breaking the news would be even more awkwardly disappointing down the line. ]

The tentacle monster? Actually is Marcy.

[fieryballofgas]

That's what the monster said, too. Are you sure she's not guarding Marcy?

[mythbusting]

She's definitely Marcy, sir. There's nothing in the lake but fish, crocodiles, and lasersharks.

[fieryballofgas]

So there's no hot girl?

[mythbusting]

No.

[fieryballofgas]

Man, I was looking forward to Marcy's skills, too.

At least there's a lot of other hot girls here, though.

[mythbusting]

[ Oh. Right. I should have figured that Apollo would get to the "birds and the Queen of Sparta" stuff sooner than later. I just hadn't guessed how fast sooner would be. ]

... yes.

[fieryballofgas]

I can feel a haiku coming on just thinking about all of them.

[mythbusting]

Already?

[fieryballofgas]

[He holds out his hands, and starts to recite.]

This place is muddy.
But there are beautiful babes.
At least it works out.