ITP: A Bad Idea

[bitchkitties]

[You may or may not know that Camp has a newspaper! If you don't read newspapers, you might have gotten an email! If you don't get email or read newspapers, check out the flyer that's been posted everywhere:]

WANTED: OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE
I am a single male who enjoys gardens and "magic carpet rides" looking for an irritating person to make my life

Comments

WANTED: FUN TIMES

[blowsurmind]

. . . yeah, I wanna have some fun.

[bettermounted]

And what exactly does the lady consider fun?

[blowsurmind]

Arcades! Malls! You name it!

[bettermounted]

Hm... I'm unfamiliar with these forms of fun. Would you mind telling me what they are?

[blowsurmind]

Arcades have video games, lots of 'em. And malls are a great place to skate 'round.

[bettermounted]

Are video games like those computer things that camp has given us? I've never quite figured out to make use of it.

[blowsurmind]

Yeah, probably.

[bettermounted]

But wouldn't it be more fun to... play the games in person?

[blowsurmind]

Like what? Tic-tac-toe?

[bettermounted]

...Tic-tac-toe? Ah, no.

[laughs and sighs]

I'm coming to realize that our ideas of fun may be quite different.

[blowsurmind]

What's your idea?

[bettermounted]

I'm rather fond of horseback riding myself.

[blowsurmind]

Oh dude, I totally wanna go horseback riding.

[bettermounted]

Oh? You've been? Or would this be your first time?

[blowsurmind]

First time!

[bettermounted]

Well, in that case, I would be delighted to teach you how. If you would like, of course.