ITP: A Bad Idea

[bitchkitties]

[You may or may not know that Camp has a newspaper! If you don't read newspapers, you might have gotten an email! If you don't get email or read newspapers, check out the flyer that's been posted everywhere:]

WANTED: OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE
I am a single male who enjoys gardens and "magic carpet rides" looking for an irritating person to make my life

Comments

Wanted: A loving and kind princess who runs off into trouble and never listens

[evervigilante]

[I am a blunt bodyguard with a nasty sense of humour and a penchant for teasing. Waiting in the messhall for your arrival]

... Yeah, that sounds about right.

Re: Wanted: A loving and kind princess who runs off into trouble and never listens

[bitchkitties]

[Blink] You are in search of a princess as well?

[evervigilante]

Nooot exactly.

[bitchkitties]

[looks at you questioningly]

[evervigilante]

I already have that kind of princess. I don't need a replacement.

[bitchkitties]

Ah.

...Have you lost her, and are searching for her?

[evervigilante]

You didn't read it properly. It says she has a habit of wandering off into trouble. So don't make it my fault.

[bitchkitties]

[b-bowing again] My apologies.

[evervigilante]

Anyway, I'm not too worried. She''ll be fine.

[bitchkitties]

That is preferable.

[evervigilante]

You got something like that of your own?

[bitchkitties]

Yes, though I cannot help but be worried, regardless of how capable she is.

[evervigilante]

I guess not.

[bitchkitties]

Has she been separate from you for long?

[evervigilante]

A few days?

[bitchkitties]

Then you are a new arrival to this place, or she has just recently left?