ITP: A Bad Idea

[bitchkitties]

[You may or may not know that Camp has a newspaper! If you don't read newspapers, you might have gotten an email! If you don't get email or read newspapers, check out the flyer that's been posted everywhere:]

WANTED: OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE
I am a single male who enjoys gardens and "magic carpet rides" looking for an irritating person to make my life

Comments

WANTED: SIDEKICK(S)

[mythbusting]

I am a teenage hero with a busy schedule of monster-fighting and homework in search of The Obligatory Smart One and The Obligatory Funny One to complete a trio of adventurers. Must be willing to work overtime during quests. Interested applicants should apply in person at the Mess Hall.

Re: WANTED: SIDEKICK(S)

[bitchkitties]

[I am neither extremely smart nor funny but I was on a quest once]

...[bow]

Re: WANTED: SIDEKICK(S)

[mythbusting]

Uh, you know, I'm not really looking for anyone to quest with.

Re: WANTED: SIDEKICK(S)

[bitchkitties]

No, but I am curious about your many quests, o able adventurer.

[mythbusting]

One, they're dangerous, and two, you really don't need to do the bowing thing.

[bitchkitties]

I am acquainted with both of your numbers, though I have been forced to do the former and habitually do the latter. My apologies if I offend.

[mythbusting]

Don't worry about it.

[bitchkitties]

Then... do your quests involve princesses?

[mythbusting]

Nope.

[bitchkitties]

[Hmmm...]

[mythbusting]

Lots of monsters, some goddesses, some nature spirits, but no princesses.

[bitchkitties]

You are a wizard?

[mythbusting]

No.

[bitchkitties]

Then from what stems your ample familiarity with the otherworldly, scholar of spirits?

[mythbusting]

It's a family thing.

[bitchkitties]

[So what you're saying is, you're a djinn and I should be respectful. :\ people here are weird]

Of course, I understand.