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Mess Hall Intro

Dec 14, 2009 17:03

[You are probably enjoying your meal, I mean, it may be the last good meal you eat until Wednesday. And you would have probably enjoyed your meal in relative peace, if it wasn't for the dog that is suddenly looking intently at you and/or your food.]

[On the plus side, it doesn't seem to be begging for table scraps.]

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goddamnbadman December 14 2009, 23:02:24 UTC

[well there is certainly a ridiculous amount of food in front of me, but it also seems to be flying into my mouth pretty fast :Db]

shamedbythecone December 14 2009, 23:04:50 UTC

[How is that even possible?]

goddamnbadman December 14 2009, 23:08:40 UTC

[sheesh, just because I have an appetite the size of a town... also pausing for a moment to acknowledge you]

Shoo, mutt, before I decide to find out if this place has a pound.

shamedbythecone December 14 2009, 23:17:34 UTC

It would not be wise to be throwing me into the pound.

goddamnbadman December 14 2009, 23:23:24 UTC

And just why would that be?

shamedbythecone December 14 2009, 23:28:42 UTC

Putting me in the pound would be most detrimental to me and my mission to be searching for my master.

goddamnbadman December 14 2009, 23:29:56 UTC

What a heartbreaking story. Now shoo already.

shamedbythecone December 15 2009, 00:23:54 UTC

I will gladly leave you be to eat your meal peace if you so desire it, just as soon as I make sure that you have not been in contact with my master.

[sniffs at]

goddamnbadman December 15 2009, 00:48:33 UTC

[... okay whatevs, as long as you stop bothering me. returning to shoveling down the food momentarily? \o/]

shamedbythecone December 15 2009, 00:59:16 UTC

[sniff sniff sniff sniff]

I smell the scent of my master's on you.

goddamnbadman December 15 2009, 01:47:01 UTC

Perhaps you should clean out your nose, mutt, because I can almost guarantee that I don't know who your master is.

shamedbythecone December 15 2009, 02:06:27 UTC

There is nothing wrong with my nose.

goddamnbadman December 15 2009, 02:08:50 UTC

Then go follow your master's scent elsewhere.

shamedbythecone December 15 2009, 02:22:12 UTC

That is my intention. [sniffs around butt]

goddamnbadman December 15 2009, 02:46:59 UTC

[WHIPPING AROUND IN THE SEAT god damn animals]

When I said 'elsewhere', I meant get away now, you stupid mongrel!

shamedbythecone December 15 2009, 05:28:29 UTC

[growls]

I have said that I am tracking his scent, and the trail that I have been following leads to the seat in which you have been sitting on.

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