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[hohohoshit]

'twas several days before Christmas, and all through our camp

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[sharpasfire]

[...mental debate of trying to set Santa on fire just right here and now]

. . .

[hohohoshit]

If it isn't the princess Azula -- oh! Hm. I suppose I should be asking if you've been a very good little boy this year, ho ho!

[sharpasfire]

Keep laughing, fat man. If I find out this was your idea of retribution, you'll need all the cheer possible once I'm through with you.

[hohohoshit]

Santa does not exact revenge, my dear girl. I am sure the effect will fade in time.

[hohohoshit]

Oh, Dante. Have you already made out your Christmas list for this year?

[hohohoshit]

Nonsense! Wait, wait -- let me find a chair so you can tell me what you would like in person.

[overthetoph]

All right, who lost a weirdo? Come claim him.

[hohohoshit]

Oh, come now, Toph. This just isn't the season for name calling, ho ho!

[overthetoph]

I'll name-call whenever I want, Pudgy. It's not a seasonal thing.

[hohohoshit]

I suppose that is your right, Toph. But little earthbenders that are rude to their elders seldom get coal in their stockings...

[boxbythebed]

Dude. You still fucking owe me a pony from when I was five. Get on it.

[hohohoshit]

When it comes to pets and palaces and automobiles, my child, I must defer to the parents' wishes first. The care and upkeep of such things is their responsibility year round, not my own.

[boxbythebed]

God, at least console me with a kitten or something.

[hohohoshit]

We shall see what I pull from my sack for you this year, Jennifer.

[worse_or_better]

AAAAAAAH IT'S BACK IT'S BACK IT'S BACK KILL IT WITH FIRE

[sharpasfire]

He's immune. Why do you think he comes down fireplaces?

[worse_or_better]

BECAUSE uh uhhhhh...

[sharpasfire]

...because he can guard against most fire attacks if last year is any indication.