[ITP: surpraise!]

[iscrewtothink]

[It's a lovely day today, isn't it Camp? Unless, of course, your heard the sounds of a penguin screaming in horror. If you follow that noise, it's likely it abruptly cuts off while the child who has a hold of it and is possibly preparing to participate in things like crude vivisection or something of that nature blinks at it]

. . . ah. It fainted.

Comments

[outerplanet]

Did you expect otherwise?

[iscrewtothink]

Minimum pain tolerance... would pain wake it, I wonder?

[outerplanet]

If you want to find out, then do it.

[iscrewtothink]

[eyes Hibari for a moment since. approval for once. before going to work, quickly snapping a bone in the poor bird's wing]

[iscrewtothink]

[no reaction from penguin]

. . . is it dead now? How boring.

[outerplanet]

You can always find another.

-- Why waste time on weaklings to begin with?

[iscrewtothink]

I just never saw a bird like it before. Weaklings are only good to experiment on.

[outerplanet]

Because you're weak as well?

[iscrewtothink]

Because I'm not supposed to kill the strong ones not on Shinigami's list.

[iscrewtothink]

Or the weak ones, for that matter.

[looking at the bird before nudging it] It might still be alive.

[outerplanet]

Oh? So, you're a death God?

It doesn't matter. It's going to die anyway.

[iscrewtothink]

[crouching down to watch the bird closer]

I reap souls for Shinigami. To make my weapon into a deathscythe for Shinigami. But only souls on Shinigami's list.

Do birds have souls?

[outerplanet]

Shouldn't you have the answer to that?