[ITP: Pie]

[theappleofhis]

[In the Mess Hall there are a few tables set up and they are covered in pies of all shapes, sizes and flavors. These pies are super delicious.]

Would you like a slice?

[OOC: WE ALL KNOW LJ IS BEING A HOOKER, so yeah. ETA SUPER SLOW, GUYS. Sorry. ETA 2 I'm dropping the post for the night. I'll pick up tomorrow.]

Comments

[pie_or_death]

Did you make these?

[theappleofhis]

I did. Although I'm not quite sure how some of the turned out the way they did.

[points to one that is shaped like a starfish]

[pie_or_death]

That is definitely a shape I haven't seen in a pie before. What flavor is it?

[theappleofhis]

Razzleberry.

[pie_or_death]

A modern classic. Mind if I try it?

[theappleofhis]

Not at all.

[cuts a slice and puts it on a plate then hands it to him]

[pie_or_death]

I rarely eat my own pie, so this is a treat.

[Takes a forkfull]

And delicious, too! Hughes wasn't kidding around when he talked about it, I see.

[theappleofhis]

Thank you. I didn't know you made pie.

[pie_or_death]

I can't believe it wasn't the first thing to come out of my mouth. It's one of my more defining characteristics. I'm a pie restaurateur.

[theappleofhis]

How wonderful! I'd love to try one of your pies some time.

[pie_or_death]

I do make a quite a few of them at any given time, but if you would like any flavor in particular, please let me know.

[theappleofhis]

Do you have a favorite?

[pie_or_death]

It's hard to go wrong with Dutch Apple à la mode.

[theappleofhis]

That's very true.

[pie_or_death]

But I can make a variety. Pomegranates are in season, or are going to be, soon. I could mix up a winter fruit medley.

[theappleofhis]

That sounds delicious.