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[notmakingout]

[Today, a woman walks into the messhall. She's moving pretty awkwardly, and perhaps paying an undue amount of attention to her own breasts.]

...Alright! Is there anyone hangin' around who can tell me exactly how this works?

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[objectify]

This?

[notmakingout]

This. [gestures over her curves]

[objectify]

Oh, well. I suggest support.

[notmakingout]

Hmm... Not exactly what I was askin', but a valid point. I don't exactly have a lot of women's clothin', though.

[objectify]

Hm. And what were you asking?

[notmakingout]

More wonderin' at the, er, mechanics of the switch. This doesn't seem ta be just my body only female, whatever that would even mean.

[objectify]

I hear it's kind of like random selection.

[notmakingout]

Meanin' what, exactly?

[objectify]

It's not your body. Someone might know whose it is. Then again, they might not.

[notmakingout]

Huh. Well, that at least clears that part up.

[objectify]

Much as I can.

[notmakingout]

Ya have a lot of experience with the subject, darlin'?

[objectify]

What, with women?

[notmakingout]

Well, I meant transformations, but I wouldn't say no ta an answer ta that question, either.

[objectify]

Yes.

[notmakingout]

[looks over] ...Good ta know!