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[notmakingout]

[Today, a woman walks into the messhall. She's moving pretty awkwardly, and perhaps paying an undue amount of attention to her own breasts.]

...Alright! Is there anyone hangin' around who can tell me exactly how this works?

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[handcocked]

Please specify what exactly "this" may be.

[notmakingout]

Me bein' a woman suddenly is the bit I've got, but I get the idea there's a few more details than that.

[handcocked]

Your use of the word "suddenly" suggests that your current state of "bein' a woman" is abnormal. Is this true?

[notmakingout]

I'd say so, yeah. Usually I'm all man.

[handcocked]

I had thought that gender was a physical characteristic determined and unchanged since birth...

[notmakingout]

Somethin' like that. At the very least I'd say it wouldn't change spontaneously, but I've seen it happen ta people here before.

[handcocked]

It must be a disorienting change. There are many physical and psychological differences between men and women, though the latter are supposedly quite controversial.

[notmakingout]

Disorientin' is one word I'd use. There are certainly a lot of, er... physical changes. [looking down at herself again]

[handcocked]

To my knowledge, there are also several bodily functions exclusively undergone by females, as well...

[notmakingout]

...I hadn't thought of that part.

[handcocked]

Unfortunately, I do not know the specifics. My female teammates were unwilling to give me more information. I am not sure why.

[notmakingout]

Well, I, uh, know the basics. Hopefully it won't be an issue, dependin' on how the swap works.

[handcocked]

The "swap"?

[notmakingout]

Bein' switched to a woman. It is just my same outer body that's changed a bit, or am I switched into some other body entirely? Right now it kinda seems like the latter.

[handcocked]

[ scanning you :|a ]

I am not at liberty to make a definitive statement. However, you seem... familiar, somehow. Perhaps it is the former, or even both.

[notmakingout]

...I guess there's no obvious way ta tell.