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[tracksuitwinner]

*move over, noobspeaker. there is a new megaphone in town, and it's in the hand of one tracksuited babe standing in the middle of camp.*

ATTENTION!!!Good. Now that you're all bright eyed and bushy tailed, we can get down to business. You've likely heard who I am by now, and frankly, yes, I have time for an autograph session. Unfortunately for you

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[skinofalizard]

Cheerleading?

[tracksuitwinner]

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[skinofalizard]

I should start charging admission.

[tracksuitwinner]

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You're perfect.

[skinofalizard]

I dunno, I don't think I'm symmetrical enough for perfection.

[tracksuitwinner]

One look at you and the competition will be soiling themselves. I like it.

[skinofalizard]

And I can do a standing round off back handspring double back.

[tracksuitwinner]

That's nice. Can you cry pus?

[skinofalizard]

I've never had a lot of reason to try.

[tracksuitwinner]

Well? What are you waiting for?

[skinofalizard]

I haven't seen much of a reason, yet.

[tracksuitwinner]

You need a reason to cry?

[skinofalizard]

I have to admit, I'm kind of curious to see what you'd do.