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[tracksuitwinner]

*move over, noobspeaker. there is a new megaphone in town, and it's in the hand of one tracksuited babe standing in the middle of camp.*

ATTENTION!!!Good. Now that you're all bright eyed and bushy tailed, we can get down to business. You've likely heard who I am by now, and frankly, yes, I have time for an autograph session. Unfortunately for you

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[getoffmylap]

...Barbara?

[tracksuitwinner]

...oh come on. Even I can't be expected to do something with this.

[getoffmylap]

What? No, I'm not interested. What are you doing here... and why this?

[tracksuitwinner]

Did I ask if you were interested? Splits. Now.

[getoffmylap]

Aye-a-- wait. These are not the ideal pants for that, and you didn't answer either of my questions.

[tracksuitwinner]

Oh for pete's sake, do I have to take them off you?

[getoffmylap]

W-what?!

[tracksuitwinner]

Now what kind of example is that for the children.

[getoffmylap]

Keeping my pants on? An excellent example!

[notablondejoke]

It looks like her, doesn't it?

But I'm pretty sure she wasn't a cheerleading coach.

[getoffmylap]

...No, she never was. What the hell?

[notablondejoke]

I've heard that sometimes camp has lookalikes.

It could explain why they look similar.

[getoffmylap]

I suppose that's true, though I've never encountered it.

...I'll have to ask her name after I get her to stop trying to get me to do the splits.

[notablondejoke]

Really? I ran into a guy who looked kind of like Alan Rickman. He was doing magic. I think he's from Harry Potter, but I can't be too sure...

The splits? They're not too hard to do.

[getoffmylap]

O'Hara I'm wearing a suit. Did you say Alan Rickman? He played Professor Snape, didn't he?

[notablondejoke]

Yes, he did. But I'm pretty sure the movie magic wasn't real.

This guy was making the mistletoe grow around him.