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[goddamnbatsperm]

What's it take to get a butler around here? Isn't there any waitstaff?

((Going to bed. The magic 8-ball of picking up threads says "perhaps"!))

Comments

[immaghoooost]

Like everything in life, I would guess money. And I have yet to meet anyone I would call "waitstaff".

[goddamnbatsperm]

Money's never been an issue. There's plenty of that.

[immaghoooost]

Then perhaps you just need opportunity.

[goddamnbatsperm]

That's what I'm looking for.

[bioengineered]

... You've gotta be kidding me.

[goddamnbatsperm]

No.

[bioengineered]

Every time I think you're getting better ...

[goddamnbatsperm]

What's wrong with wanting a butler?

[topsoverflowers]

If you don't the quality, you could frighten some of the, ah, zombies into it.

[goddamnbatsperm]

I'm a little more discriminatory with who I want handling my food, thanks.

[topsoverflowers]

I really must agree with that.

[goddamnbatsperm]

It's hard to find good ones though.

[sharpmaskedman]

My god... It's like he collects them.

[goddamnbatsperm]

[Rolls his eyes under the mask]

Yeah, I've never heard that before.

[sharpmaskedman]

Not from me you haven't.

[goddamnbatsperm]

And everyone is so wholly unique and interesting that it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase when you say it. Whatever.

[gunleftsmoking]

... and you've been here how long, kid?

[goddamnbatsperm]

Since September, but I'm accustomed to having people who take orders from me.

[gunleftsmoking]

So you've been here long enough to know better.

[goddamnbatsperm]

No matter how long I've been here, people can still wait on me.