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[shoot_ed_up]

[Has just finished taking care of one or two errant zombies who wandered too close to camp

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[tis_allgood]

Depends on what a cheeseburker is.

[shoot_ed_up]

Cheeseburger, Bert. We're talking about some whole beef patties, lettuce, tomato, pickles, slap some cheese that buddy and top it off with slathers of mustard.

[tis_allgood]

... I think I've seen the like.

[shoot_ed_up]

Yeah?

[halfcocked]

America.

[shoot_ed_up]

That's what I thought. But looks like we're not counting Louisiana lately.

[halfcocked]

The dude America! The dude! He's got glasses and acts like a nerd all the time! He's always got cheeseburgers.

[shoot_ed_up]

... That don't sound like Uncle Sam to me.

[so_sew_me]

Mmm... you could try the mess hall, maybe?

[shoot_ed_up]

I didn't think the cooks had time for special orders, seeing as you've got a small city here.

[so_sew_me]

Well, it never hurts to ask, right? You might be surprised!

[shoot_ed_up]

I think Eddie Dean's surprise-o-meter has been a little out of whack since I got here. I spent the other day talking to lady with bunny ears dressed like a missing member of KISS.

[al_for_one]

The chefs at the mess hall might have that answer, sai Eddie.

[shoot_ed_up]

That's what I'm hearing. I'm not used to those places taking orders.

[al_for_one]

They make many dishes. I am certain they would make these cheeseburgers for our supper some night if they knew someone wished for them.

[shoot_ed_up]

I also heard this place has a Ronald McDonaldfied Good Samaritan.

[bonestopick]

Doesn't the mess hall have adequate stores of food?

[shoot_ed_up]

Adequate is no way to describe a cheeseburger. And you and me still have some names to exchange, sai. We completely missed that the first time around, and I don't want you to think I'm completely uncivilized. Eddie Dean.

[bonestopick]

Well, we were caught up in discussing other matters. I'm Dr. Temperance Brennan.

[shoot_ed_up]

Right, how did that go anyway, sai Brennan?