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[youschuldblame]

[there's a table with a large basket of gingerbread cookies, at which two men are chained stuck. There's a banner pinned to the table that reads:

Glutton-Consumer Meet and Greet
In honor of Black Friday]

The lack of sugar in these baked goods is like the lack of true spirit in the overcommercialization of the very holiday they're traditional for

Comments

[konekonoclaw]

[consumer!]

...uh. Did you make those?

[ofmalebranche]

[idly eating a cookie]

[konekonoclaw]

[keeping out of reach!]

[ofmalebranche]

[Ken doesn't know how long the handcuff chain is, does he?]

[konekonoclaw]

[not a clue!]

[ofmalebranche]

[the better to surprise him with if Farf decides to reach over or something. :)]

[konekonoclaw]

[la la la talking to schuldig]

[youschuldblame]

Yeah, because I'm that good.

[konekonoclaw]

In that case I won't try one.

[youschuldblame]

Seriously. Too much effort.

[konekonoclaw]

You guys must live off takeout.

[youschuldblame]

We earn enough to go out and eat a lot.

. . . and Crawford is a good cook when he wants to.

[konekonoclaw]

...

I can't picture that.

[youschuldblame]

Oh, it's easy. As long as you try not to throw in a frilly apron.

[konekonoclaw]

So guess what I'm doing now.

[youschuldblame]

I like the pink glittery touch.